stephen fry on his lack of innate music ability, from Moab is my Washpot:
"I'm not tone deaf, that's the arse-mothering, fuck-nosed, bugger-sucking ~wank~ of the thing.
I'M NOT EVEN TONE FUCKING DEAF
I'm tone DUMB."
oh, that I could curse like an englishman. even a posh, jewy gay one.